I’m bored, so here’s a few never-asked questions for your reading pleasure:
What’s the best thing about living alone?
Everything. Also, I have no pants on right now.
Why are relationships so complicated?
They’re actually not. Two people either like each other…or they don’t. Simple as that. Handle the situation accordingly.
What’s your favorite kind of cheese?
The sharper the cheddar, the beddar better.
If money were no issue, what would you do starting TOMORROW?
Go to Europe for an indefinite amount of time.
Why do you have a half empty, two-day old can of Bud Light on your desk?
Maybe it’s half full, ever think of that? Also, I’m lazy.
What are you thinking about right this second?
Kittens. Grey ones, to be specific.
What’s your least favorite food?
Mayonnaise, seafood, pickles, prepackaged gas station sandwiches loaded with enough preservatives to remain intact through an apocalypse.
You’re from Oregon, how can you not eat fish and seafood?
Because it’s disgusting. I have a superior palette, obviously, given that I am able to recognize this fact.
What song are you listening to as you write this nonsensical nonsense?
The Devlins – World Outside.
Who was your favorite Beatle?
I couldn’t even name one Beatles song, let alone have a favorite band member.
Snow Patrol or Coldplay?
Snow Patrol.
Why don’t you write about running anymore?
Because I can’t run. Do you really want to hear about my adventures aboard the magical elliptical?
Where is the prettiest place you’ve traveled so far?
Either the top of Diamond Head Crater in Honolulu, or Half Moon Cay in the Bahamas.
What’s your worst fear?
Cockroaches. And questionable decisions, but I seem to be an expert at those. summeroutside at gmail dot com if you’d like a free consultation on your own poor choices!
What’s in your purse right now?
A very depressed wallet, an empty coin pouch, ELF lip balm, ELF lip gloss, business card holder, tiny hairbrush, Stride peppermint gum, miscellaneous receipts, pen, small notebook, keys to your mom’s house.
What’s on your desk?
Tower of blank CDs, pen holder, spiral-shaped colorful notepad that I’ve had since childhood, stapler, a few photos, an abundance of neglected mail, July ’11 Runner’s World, a slew of Worx Energy, an empty plastic cup, a half empty can of Bud Light (see above), the case for my glasses, unopened package of sticky fly traps, a couple of coupons, a Timex watch, a Soma watch, a Garmin 410, an Odwalla bar, a pair of grey panties (awkward), digital camera, a couple of used-but-still-clean paper towels, plastic sandwich baggy, Camelbak ‘podium chill’ water bottle with pouch, two candles, matchbook, iPhone, MacBook Pro.
Why don’t you clean your desk, you messy wench?
I’ll get to it. Don’t judge me.
Will you please do another NAQ sometime? This was fun!
Great, glad you enjoyed it. Sure, I’ll do it again in the future.
There is no excuse for Bud Light. EVER.
Everything really is the best thing about living alone. If I ever live with a guy again, we’ll have to have separate bedrooms.
I’m from a coastal state as well and also abhor almost all seafood, shellfish in particular. What’s more, I am the only one in my family who doesn’t absolutely love seafood in all its guises. They can all suck it, but that’s beside the point — y’all have inspired me to create an NAQ of my own:
http://chimprefuge.com/2011/08/27/naq/
PORTLANDIA!
Q: Having someone take a dump in your mouth, or Coldplay? A: Depends on who’s taking the dump.
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LOL, very funny post
“They’re actually not. Two people either like each other…or they don’t. Simple as that. Handle the situation accordingly.” SO TRUE…. if only it were true all the time… although it should be!